- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

womens rights

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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