- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

The duck didn't cross the road.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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