- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Once, I went to Peru.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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