What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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