- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

Nero, sure you are okay?

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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