Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Tony Romo

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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