- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

irish man drinking john smiths

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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