- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What do you say to a rock? Meow

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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