- Anti Joke

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

I don't believe in giraffes.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny