- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

I'm so punny.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

You should read the Terms of Service.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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