- Anti Joke

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Connor is homosexuaI

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

What's stupid a light bulb.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires