Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Lil Wayne

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Gay republicans

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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