- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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