Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

whats white and sticky glue

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Boner

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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