- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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