- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

White NBA players.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Oh, right

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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