why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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wenis

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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