- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

What's long and black? A line at KFC.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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