Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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knock knock Goodbye

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Obama

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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