- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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