- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

I don't believe in giraffes.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Nero, sure you are okay?

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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