- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

An Asian person drove home safely.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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