- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

What's brown and sticky A stick

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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