What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

wanna hear a joke? yes

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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