- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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