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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

guess what? bannanas

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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