Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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