Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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