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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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