- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

I once did something.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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