What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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Anti Joke

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