Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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