Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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Feminism

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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