What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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