Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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it's funny because it's funny

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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