- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

I enjoy Popcorn

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

A mormon walks into a bar.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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