- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

the midget went to the midget store

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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