An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

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Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

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A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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