How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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