- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

The holocaust

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

2 black kids walk into school

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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