- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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