- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

nolan is gay

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

What's 2+2? Fish

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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