- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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