- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Hello.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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