- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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