Mahmy

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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I love you

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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