Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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angelo snyder is not ga

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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