- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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