- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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