This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

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rarw

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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