- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

lets bomb africa

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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