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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

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