- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

my egg roll

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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