knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

GOODBYE

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