What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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