10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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stinky boner

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Anti Joke

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