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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

These jokes don't have punchlines.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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