- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Okay, after this one then...

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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