- Anti Joke

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass