What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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