- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

irish man drinking john smiths

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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