- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

FUCK THE JEWS

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

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