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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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