What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

What comes after 69? 70

Your so gay, that you like men!

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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