Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

black people

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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