- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

A Fat Kenyan

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

who is really lanky? james cornish

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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