Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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your face

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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Take part of what?

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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