- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Wait! hundred billions!

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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