- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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