How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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