- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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