Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

thumb_up thumb_down -4

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Dyslexia ruels!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops