- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

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